Create new mistake patterns out of nowhere.
Finally getting rid of old mistakes (or not).
Realizing the song you always liked is indeed very dull.
Reading a poem without looking at the translation.
Misunderstanding a situation completely.
Mispronouncing a word so badly I don't recognize it myself.
Pronouncing a word correctly at the first attempt.
Successfully making people laugh with you, not at you.
Wandering lost and confused because of an idiom that makes no sense.
Witnessing a joke of mine fall into embarassing depth of silence.
Laughing at a joke within normal reaction time.
Recognizing an English accent for the first time.
Being recognized as Italian after few words.
Changing the language into Italian because even subbed there's No Way this is English!
Turning off subtitles and understanding Everything.
Using a very Thesaurus-like synonym because I can't remember the everyday word.
Get praised for my English because it's (far from but described as) PERFECT.
Being accidentally rude to someone because I misuse words
Keep forgetting words I've been using since age six.
Learning a new word and seeing it everywhere,
everytime,
in every context.
Using sentences and grammar structures I'd never use in my mother language.
