EINSTEIN PRESENTATION

Why being straight should be a sin

Scientific Research by the pope Lars the fifth and helped by Markus Döbert and Darnell Kaiser

1. Index

8. Help needed

2. Basic facts

3. Hate Crime

4. Example

5. Statistic

6. Doing it

7. How to help

9. Special treatment

10. Types of strights

11. Comparison

12. Conclusion

13. Personal Opinion

14. Thanks

INDEX

Basic facts

Mostly Ugly ex. Markus
Female specimin is often seen with more disgusting men
Male and Female attraction
Cringe af ex. Both
Against Religion

17% isgusting to look at

26% Not even cute like wtf

23% Against my Religion

4% Why have a straight Month when you can have a Military month

9% Some straight (men) are just not it

21% Steals all the queers their bitches

Why is it a hate crime (Survey)

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Our studies have shown an intense amount of cringness when seeing straight People such as Markus. Also they are annoying, Basic and should be thron into a trash upon birth; this was the Answer of Markus dad upon questioning. Questionable source since (s)he (not sure) is Straight with their female dog

Hate crime

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Hate Crimes examples:

Here we can see the urge to kill straight People for example specimin 2

Statistic

The amount of Straight Relations leading to abortion, birth, Child labor, Child deaath, Child abuse and the after Pill

Doing it

Timeline

Regret

Disgust

Pregnant

Denial

We are raising it

Whos the dad?

How to Help

Step 1

Report those disgusting Fish smelling People to the Police where they will take the best of care of those "humans". Or just "bring them to a better Place"

Step 2

Step 3

Try to pray it away or let them join some sort of cringe Clubb where they will get hurt and thus not able to get children. Our suggestion: Football, Military or Sterilization Camp

Test your DNA! Our research has shown that the straight Gene is a severe accident in the DNA. By going to Drag Races this can be partially fixed.

Our examples Markus and Darnell are two of many with this horrible limitation. Everywhere you go you seem those rats crawling out of there disgusting smelly ass home. "One once touched me" a traumatized stranger with the name Leen told us.

Help needed

25%

People still believe, that being straight is normal

65%

The yellow Graph shows the amount of percentage that is Straight in percentage. The other Graph showes our succes rate in ""helping" those who are deseased

Here we can see the newest invention to change straights. Scientist say that there is a 100% chance of them not coming out as straight after this. Amazon now sells small Versions so you can help Family and Friends overcome their shittiness... i mean illness

Special treatment

Nice Guys 16%

Types of Straight

BWL STudent 4%

Gamer 27%

Emo 7%

Other 46%

Danger: Medium
Pick me level high
Queerbaiting

Danger: low
Does not get Partner
Money

Danger: High
Too lazy to get someone
Often secretly staright

Danger: very low
No gay attraction
Heals himself

Athlet most danger
Super straight
Rest

Athlet

Super Straight

Danger: most dangerous
Rude
Smell too
Attract Gay men
Cringe
Suspect: Darnell: 1% heterosexual 99% cringe. More interested in the mirror than girl. Dumb so easy to convince to get help!

Danger: medium
Does not get woman = no more children
Burn i mean heal very well
Smells
No style
Minority
Suspect: Markus. Sex with Dog>Sex with women. Small dick. Rejection rate 100%. Looks 0%

Conclusion

After a lot of research we found out that they disgust 100% of the population with their lound, cringe and disgusting way of living. They also get too close to queer people! Pray the straight away!

How disgusting?

Only by converting 100% of the population we can make sure to get rid of Child labor, abortion and so many problems.

How many should be converted

Short answer, no. By there being a straight population, i can blame my problems on them and won´t be rejected because of other reasons. On the other , they annoy me and make my will to live less. Also they are cringe ad have Mieß Druck. #SuckingBaka

Would i be more happy

Personal Opinion

I´ve shared my opinion 1000 times but here we go again

so i hate them and they disgust me but they also give me an excuse why i am single.

Overall i think Queers should asume World leadership with Nicki Minaj as dictator or Queen!

Other Opinions

I am totally Gay too but some Men ... Anyways i was that unimportant Girl who was touched by one and so on. But after that i listened to Taylor Swift and texted my lover Lars who is Gay about all my Problems which i have and ik hes not bored because lookn at me i love me anyways where was I? WDYM i have to go hell no but my story? If Lars was here this could never happen

Leen

I met a straight men once. Not only is it against my religion also he looked at me like i dont want smt with THAT

§&% Slayer

UGH MEN so disgusting i want to talk to a woman! haha jede Nacht mit deiner Mom

Franci

Yeah i love men and having sex with men and that imagine Woman hah or Dogs ha...

Disguised Markus

Thank

You for your attention and not being a hetro

Questions???

No? Fuck off then

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